The Rules

Here are the rules, as far as I can tell, anyway.

1. Never get less than 12 hours sleep
2. Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city
3. Never go near a lady who has a tattoo of a dagger on her body
4. Don’t be a ‘never oot’ – ride the bike.
5. Shift yer hoop!

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29. No explanation is needed for a rubber chicken.
30. Even if there was an explanation for a rubber chicken, we don’t need to hear it