Crashy McCrashy: his rides, shenanigans, tours, and his bikes.

This site is just archive of what I get up to on two wheels so I can look back in my dotage and wonder how the hell I survived so long uninjured without responsible supervision.

In general, the rule is if it’s more than 25 miles from home, it goes on the site. Though that rule is regularly broken.

If you’ve arrived here because of a QR code on a Grom you’ve seen out and about, I have some concerns surrounding your own particular, odd, enthusiasms.

Welcome! I think we might just get along.